I once wrote a post about rugby. I might as well write a post about soccer.
Bafana Bafana coach Joel Santana is being pursued and villified as THE ONE. The one and only reason our soccer team cannot win matches. On the weekend, they again lost to Norway, and the talk is that the three-man team to assess Bafana is more of a firing squad.
The World Cup is getting closer, and our fans are getting angry (and apparently the players too). "Fire the coach!" we hear, "he's useless, and is just here for the money!" (which is stupid, even if you don't like the man, you can see he is committed and doing the best he can).
What everyone ignores is that our national soccer team has been in a long, long slide to mediocrity, if the FIFA ranking is a yardstick:
Santana inherited a team that's been in a downward spiral for almost 12 years. Look at the graph:. In 1996 South Africa was ranked 16th - it's highest ever. Twelve years later, and the team's average ranking for the year 2008 is 76, and for 2007 it was 77. They've been hovering around 70/72/73 for the last few months of 2009.
So what is frustrating is that we have a team, AND administration AND a coach that cannot seem to get Bafana out of the 70's. All of them, none of them. There seems to be no upward trend, no movement in the right direction, even if we're not sliding either.
We must be very honest with ourselves: we are not world beaters. There will be no fairy tale. If they scrape through to the 2010 second round it will be by showing the commitment they did in the Confed Cup, but Bafana Bafana are not a world soccer force anymore. It's difficult to accept that, living in a country with very successful rugby and cricket teams, both Commonwealth-originated sports with a much smaller global following, and therefore a much smaller competition base.
If it was a business, to turn something like that ugly graph around will take...I guess... at least three years. Three years of doing things completely different, in a different national soccer environment, with different players and a different coach, and then you'll still be lucky. What do we do? We blame the current coach - the last in a long line of failures - for everything. And to turn the knife, we use as proof of how useless he is, his record of losing seven out of eight friendly internationals (as the world's 73rd ranked country) against Ireland (38th), Germany (4th), Serbia (13th), Spain (twice) (2nd), Brazil (1st), Norway (43rd)!
If we won any of those games, it would have been an upset. A miracle. That's what rankings tell us: over time, by winning and losing so many games, scoring so many goals, your team's relative strength is xx. In your case 73rd.
I say it again. We are not world beaters.
And next time Bafana Bafana play, I will support them and shout for them and swear at them and hope they can prove me wrong.
Monday, October 12, 2009
Bafana Bafana is ranked 73rd. What do we expect?
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Urumqi geweld en China se etniese probleme

Friday, June 05, 2009
Askies, SABC, but just how dumb do you think we are?
Askies is an Afrikaans/Zulu sitcom on SABC2, Friday nights. It is directed by Andre Odendaal and Josh Rous. It is the worst waste of money the SABC has ever perpetrated.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Money in the water: what Sibusisu Ndebele could have done with that Merc
Much of the discussion about new minister of transport, Sibusisu Ndebele's gift S500 Mercedes Benz, valued at more than R1 million, focus on Mr Ndebele's ethics in the matter.
"... a Government Programme much like the Expanded Public Works Programme it now forms part of, and not a private legal entity that presumably I would have business or financial interest or benefit from."Wait, what? They're a government programme giving away Mercedes Benz S500s? Where do I apply?
"...an emerging contractor development programme which focuses on wealth and job creation in communities that have been most disadvantaged historically."Now, if someone should have known better, it's these guys. What were they thinking?
Perhaps the government themselves should also show more solidarity with ordinary citizens and stop trying to BE the "upper echelons of society"."Central to the lasting eradication of poverty is the creation of a growing business sector that creates sustainable jobs which in turn, increases the productivity of our country. The small business sector must reflect economic empowerment of ordinary citizens and not just the upper echelons of society."-S'bu Ndebele
Monday, April 06, 2009
Response from the SA Friends of Tibet
Donovan Roebert from the South African Friends of Tibet responded to my shortened article in Rapport. He takes me to task for presenting the Chinese propaganda without commenting on it, and for showing some bias towards the Chinese view of history.
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Dalai Lama & China & ons onkunde
Daar is twee prentjies van Tibet en die Dalai Lama. Die een is die simpatieke Westerse mite dat Tibet ‘n soort edele Shangri-la is en dat hulle spirituele leier ‘n vreedsame, saggeaarde – dog nederige – figuur is, van die gestalte van Moeder Theresa, Ghandi of Nelson Mandela.
Die ander siening – vir ten minste 50 jaar sterk onderhou deur die grootste nasionale propaganda veldtog in die geskiedenis – is dat die ou monnik ‘n duiwel is met die hart van ‘n monster, en dat sy land voor 1949, die jaar toe China hulle bevry het, ‘n “versteende” [fossilized... gefossileerde klink lomp] beskawing was, waar slawerny en brutaliteit 95% van inwoners in ‘n hel op aarde gehou het, verdoem om oorheers te word deur die laaste feodale stelsel in die wêreld.
Gister was ‘n vakansiedag in Tibet. [Saterdag, 28 Maart] In ‘n poging om internasionale persepsies te verander, en om vir ‘n tuisgehoor verder te oortuig van hulle weergawe van die geskiedenis, het die Chinese regering 28 Maart tot Bevrydingsdag van Slawerny [Serf Emancipation Day] uitgeroep.
Regoor China was daar hierdie week in amper elke belangrike koerant ‘n identiese artikel: “Koester die vrug van demokratiese hervorming: die viering van die 50ste herdenking van die bevryding van miljoene Tibetse slawe.”
Dié opskrif was te sien in die People’s Daily, die Guangming Daily, die Economic Daily, Xinhua Online, en ten minste nog dertien ander, insluitende die webtuiste van die sentrale Chinese uitsaaikorporasie, CCTV. Die Chinese regering is nie bang om groot te gaan met hulle veldtogte nie.
So beskryf Xinhua, die offisiële nuusagentskap, die bevryding van Tibet:
“In die lente van 1959 breek ‘n golf van demokratiese hervorming oor die antieke area van Tibet en word ‘n wekroep vir die miljoene slawe. Oornag verander hulle van ‘pratende diere’ in waardige burgers; skielik is daar industrie, ontwikkeling en waardigheid. Hierdie glorieryke demokratiese hervormings lei tot die emansipasie van miljoene slawe en bring ‘n einde aan die laaste slawerny-samelewing in die wêreld.”
Vir die gewone Chinese man en vrou [the average Zhou] is daar geen vraag oor die status van Tibet nie. Die antwoord wat jy kry is eenvoudig dat Tibet nog altyd deel was van China, en altyd sal bly.
Tibet is in 1244 deur die Mongole verower is. Kort daarna het dit deel geword van die Yuan-dinastie van Kublai Khan, wat China verenig het onder Mongoolse heerskappy. Sedertdien kan daar min twyfel wees dat Tibet slegs nominale outonomie gehad het, en wat buitelandse betrekkings betref het was dit deel van China.
Na die val van die Qing dinastie, in 1911, het China ‘n stormagtige periode beleef waarin ‘n groot aantal streke nie onder direkte beheer van enige sentrale regering gestaan het nie, insluitend Tibet. Die Tibetse adel het in dié periode baie tyd gehad om ‘n kragdadige onafhanklikheid te proklameer, maar het dit nie gedoen nie.
Na die chaos van die “Oorlog van verset teen Japanese Agressie” (soos China die Tweede Wêreldoorlog noem), en die burgeroorlog waarin Mao Zedong se Kommuniste geseëvier het, het iemand skielik onthou van Tibet. Die Chinese leër is in 1950 ingestuur om Beijing se heerskappy te bevestig.
In 1956 breek daar ‘n rebellie uit, onder leiding van adelikes and kloosters [monastaries], aangehelp deur die Amerikaanse CIA. Die opstand is brutaal onderdruk en teen 1959 vlug die 14de Dalai Lama en ander regeringsamptenare na Indië, waar hulle tot vandag toe in Dharamsala ‘n balingskapsregering bedryf.
China sien die Tibet-kwessie as een van soewereiniteit – die weste sien dit as ‘n menseregte-kwessie. Aan albei kante is daar fondamentele misverstande. China ontleen hom nie aan vereenvoudigings nie. Ongelukkig is die graad van ons onkunde oor dié massiewe land so groot dat meeste opinies gebasseer is op geykte sienings uit populêre kultuur wat dateer uit ‘n vorige era. Om China effektief te hanteer, moet dit verstaan word in terme van sy eie kompleksiteite en outentieke aspirasies. Soewereiniteit is vir China allesoorheersend. Oud-leier Deng Xiaoping het gesê: “Soewereiniteit is nie oop vir onderhandeling [met enige ander land] nie.” Tibet moet in hierdie konteks benader word.
Die China van vandag is ligjare weg van die chaotiese gemors van ‘n honderd jaar gelede. Nog nooit tevore in die geskiedenis is soveel mense uit uiterste armoede gebring in so ‘n kort tyd as wat die afgelope dertig jaar in China vermag is nie. En al bly die Tiananmenplein insident ‘n verbode onderwerp, is China ook nie meer naastenby dieselfde land as in 1989 nie.
Maar ‘n paar dinge bly dieselfde: Tibet is een van hulle, die eilandstaat van Taiwan is die ander. Sedert 1949, toe Chiang Kai-Shek en sy Nasionaliste die eiland beset het na hulle nederlaag in die burgeroorlog, beskou die Kommuniste die eiland as behorende aan China. Tibet en Taiwan bly onderwerpe wat gewone Chinese onwrikbaar verenig. In China bestaan daar selfs op die uiterste periferie geen stemme wat onafhanklikheid vir enige van die twee streke ondersteun nie. “Taiwan is, was en sal altyd deel van China bly” lui die refrein.
Die feite is grys, maar twyfel bestaan nie oor die verweefdheid van Taiwan en China se verlede en toekoms nie. Redusering tot ons siening van demokrasie en geregtigheid ontken ‘n ontsettende kompleksiteit wat net met moeite vertaal kan word na ons idioom.
Selfs die “massamoord” van Tiananmenplein in 1989 gly deur ons vingers. ‘n Geloofwaardige interpretasie is dat die studente nie in opstand was ten gunste van demokrasie nie, maar eintlik vir ‘n terugkeer na ‘n meer fondamentele vorm van Mao Zedong se denke. ‘n Ander interpretasie wil dit hê dat die enigste fout begaan deur die destydse leiers is om so lank te wag voordat hulle ‘n aansienlike bedreiging tot hulle land se stabiliteit stop gesit het. Die implikasie is dat die Chinese, uit respek vir menselewens eintlik dinge vererger het deur hulle simpatie vir die studente. Hoe dit ookal sy, gemaklike verduidelikings bestaan nie.
Ook nie vir Tibet nie. Feit is dat Tibet al vir eeue verstrengel is in die geskiedenis van China, en waarskynlik volgens enige internasionale norme wettiglik aan China behoort. Mense het swaargekry in Tibet voor 1950, en hulle lewens is ongetwyfeld nou materialisties beter. Ontwikkeling in Tibet is die stadigste in China, maar met ‘n nasionale gemiddeld van 8% groei per jaar maak dit Tibet steeds ‘n bietjie voor Suid-Afrika. Die Chinese grondwet beskerm, op papier, die regte van minderhede en godsdienste, en die foto’s van gelukkige Tibetse kinders en monnike wat China die afgelope jaar in hulle media versprei kan nie almal vals wees nie.
Waarvoor veg die Dalai Lama dan? In sy woorde “werklike outonomie”. Hy het in die tagtigs al afgesien van die idee om onafhanklikheid te verkry vir Tibet. Jonger, meer aggressiewe elemente in die Tibetse bannelinggemeenskap sien dit as ‘n siniese realpolitik. Sy “outonomie” sal een wees waar ‘n Tibetse regering interne- en kulturele sake administreer, maar onderdanig sal bly aan China oor nasionale- en buitelande sake. Dit lyk op papier soos die status quo wat sedert die Yuan-dinastie gehandhaaf is.
‘n Probleem vir China lê egter in die area waaroor die Dalai Lama outonomie wil hê: dis bykans twee maal so groot soos die huidige provinsie van Tibet, en sluit ‘n groot deel noord van Tibet in waar daar aansienlike Tibetse kulturele aktiwiteit is. China argumenteer dat geen Dalai Lama in die geskiedenis nog oor so ‘n groot area geheers het nie.
Verder sien Beijing in hierdie aanspraak ‘n poging om terug te keer na die slawerny-samelewing van ou Tibet, toe die Dalai Lama ‘n god-koning was.
Beijing kan nooit ingee nie, redeneer Dr. Jian Junbo van die Fudan Univesiteit in Shanghai. As die Dalai Lama kry wat hy wil hê, sal ander etniese minderhede – China is baie trots op hulle 56 minderhede – soos die Uyghurs in Xinjiang, ook aangemoedig voel om dieselfde te vereis. Die gevolge sal katastrofies wees vir die sentrale regering. Die boodskap aan Taiwan van so ‘n ingewing aan Tibet sal ook soortgelyk wees, vir Beijing, as om hulle aanspraak op die eiland te laat vaar.
Maar dis in die hantering van buitelandse persepsie dat Beijing faal. Hulle vereiste aan Tibet en Taiwan: laat vaar julle aansprake op onafhanklikheid voor ons onderhandel. Die reaksie is natuurlik een van frustrasie: Hoe kan ons ingee nog voordat ons onderhandel? Dis asof PW Botha vir die ANC sê: vergeet van hierdie idee van stemreg, en dan, net dan, kan ons praat oor stemreg vir julle. Dit werk egter goed vir China, want hulle kan intern aankondig dat die deur vir onderhandeling en rasionele gesprek altyd oop is, maar dat die ander kant net nooit aan die vereistes wil voldoen nie. Vir die binnelandse gehoor werk hierdie tegniek wonderlik. Die Dalai Lama is public enemy number one: ‘n Adolf Hitler in wie se laakbaarheid geen twyfel bestaan nie.
Beijing se grootste bedreiging is die Internet. Hierdie week is berig dat video-webwerf Youtube heeltemal verban is in China. Voorheen is sekere videos individueel onbereikbaar gemaak, maar nou is die hele spul geblok in China. Die rede? Daar is nooit ‘n offisiële rede nie, maar dis maklik om te raai die video wat Chinese polisie wys wat Tibetse monnike wreedaardig slaan met knuppels ‘n aanspraakmaker is. En dit wys weer ‘n afwyking tussen redeneringsstrategieë: in die Weste is ons geneig om dadelik te vermoed daar’s iets wat die regering wil wegsteek. Chinese, aan die ander kant, is op die oog af bereid om die storie te sluk dat nasionale stabiliteit ten eerste gehandhaaf moet word. Ek sê "op die oog af" want in China is dit onmoontlik om meningspeilings te doen oor sekere onderwerpe. Daar is beslis afwykende sienings, maar geen plek om hulle raak te loop nie, behalwe in persoonlike gesprekke.
China het sedert kommunistiese beheer ‘n soortgelyke mite gebou as dié van Amerika se “melting pot”-droom. Die gewone Chinees sien hulle land as ‘n “harmonieuse” amalgamasie van hulle 56 minderheidsgroepe, en ‘n bedreiging vir hierdie wêreldsiening behels ‘n aanval op die kern van die Chinese identiteit.
Nes elders, inlsuitend hier met ons “reënboognasie” mite, het die Chinese ‘n paar diepliggende stories wat hulle oor hulself glo: kinders leer dat China nog nooit ‘n ander land aangeval het nie, ten spyte van die inval van Vietnam in 1976 en die aanval op Indië in 1962. Natuurlik word die Koreaanse Oorlog gesien as ‘n blatante poging van die VSA om China in te neem.
Vir Chinese was China nog altyd vreedsaam, en was hulle vir eeue die res van die wêreld se slaansak. Die Britse Opium-oorloë en die vernedering van die Bokser-rebellie en die besetting van Beijing is nog steeds oop wonde wat die mees liberale Chinees sy vuiste laat klem.
China voel, miskien tereg, dat die hele kwessie rondom Tibet uitgebuit word deur Westerse politici wat verskoning soek om China te beswadder. Die groeiende ekonomiese invloed van China tref baie as 'n bedreiging en 'n onderliggende "yellow peril" mentaliteit maak dit maklik vir die publiek en lui joernaliste om eensydige en vereenvoudigde berigte oor China te glo. Die uitdaging is om opnuut en sonder vooropgestelde idees met die werklikheid van China betrokke te raak.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Saving streaming Quicktime video using iTunes
I potentially found a way of saving streaming Quicktime videos to my own computer using iTunes itself. This started because I stumbled upon the old short film made for Pink Floyd's Final Cut, released on their website as streaming video. I can still remember the hoops I had to jump through as a relatively money-deprived South African in the early eighties to get my hands on the VHS tape of this movie, so naturally I had to have it immediately.
This time I felt more confident: I know you can save Quicktime movies by getting at the embedded file's name, copying that into the URL and saving the page. This did not work, since all that got saved was a 200 byte link to the Quicktime streaming video site. I don't have QT Pro, so in desperation I figured I'll copy the little link video to iTunes, at least for future reference. It copied fine and clicking on it brought up the video well enough, but still streamed from the Quicktime site.
Then I did the potentially cool bit: I right-clicked the file in iTunes and chose: Create Apple TV Version, and -- whaddaya know: iTunes proceeded to convert the streaming video into a massive local copy in .m4v format.
I've tried this with two files and it worked both times. Because of the ridiculous, artificial bandwidth cap in South Africa, I'm going to get hell from the network guy as soon as he checks his logs, but screw it.
I searched around to see if anyone else had ever reported on this and couldn't find anything, so I decided I will.
PS. The Final Cut movie deserves a retrospective review, but not today.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Soleilmavis- The Children of the Cube
"On August 2002, I went to New Zealand . I again had all the symptoms often occurring. On April 2003, I had already spent all my money. I came back China and stayed with my parents. I had more symptoms : such as astriction, gatism, and sex harassment."
Wait, what? Sex harassment... symptom?
Read the rest here: Soleilmavis - mind control abuse and torture
Like Dr Gene Ray (Cubic)'s website, most of Ms Mavis's works are also blocked in China.
Coincidence?
Why, yes. That's what "coincidence" means.
Follow the links yourself. No explanation of mine will do this mindwarp any justice.
But what do these people have in common?
Africa China Relations
I've started a new blog to aggregate news about Africa-China relations. There will be very little comments by me, just links as I find them. This is just a collection of items for my own benefit in the future, facilitated by the ease of the Flock browser.
If any Chinese-enabled people find interesting Chinese language items relating to Africa, and especially South Africa, a heads up would be much appreciated.
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
One brainfart leads to another: Sharon Stone's bad karma
Yesterday the Chinese Internet exploded in a bubble of hate when Sharon Stone's comments about the earthquake was published. I thought, at first, it was the typical hysterical response of people who can't fully comprehend English.
Today Google News carries 281 English entries, with names like "Sharon Stone blames China's earthquake on karma".
It's one thing when the sensitive Chinese "blogosphere" goes apeshit because of a limited comprehension of English: it's quite another when the "western" media jumps in and ... oh wait. Am I learning something about the western media here? (Nothing new.)
Here's what Sharon Stone said. You can also see it here on YouTube."Well you know it was very interesting because at first, you know, I am not happy about the ways the Chinese were treating the Tibetans because I don’t think anyone should be unkind to anyone else. And so I have been very concerned about how to think and what to do about that because I don’t like that.
"And I had been this, you know, concerned about, oh how should we deal with the Olympics because they are not being nice to the Dalai Lama, who is a good friend of mine.
"And all these earthquake and stuff happened and I thought: is that karma? When you are not nice that bad things happen to you.
And then I got a letter, from the Tibetan Foundations that they want to go and be helpful. And that made me cry. And they ask me if I would write a quote about that and I said, “I would.” And it was a big lesson to me, that some times you have to learn to put your head down and be of service even to people who are not nice to you. And that’s a big lesson for me."
So, ostensibly this sentence is the one that pissed everyone off:
And all these earthquake and stuff happened and I thought: is that karma? When you are not nice that bad things happen to you.
Can you see the question mark? Of course, she didn't SAY the question mark, but she inflected pretty efficiently. It's a question.
I can rephrase this sentence:
... I thought: is that the will of God? When you are not nice that bad things happen to you.
Or:
... I thought: is that Allah's will? When you are not nice that bad things happen to you.
Or even:
... I thought: are they being punished? When you are not nice that bad things happen to you.
Would she have been lynched if she'd said: I thought, since I'm a Christian and I believe everything that happens is the will of God, that maybe the earthquake too, was the will of God.
As it happens she is a Buddhist. This means she does believe in karma, as do millions of people even inside China. When this kind of thing happens, people from all religions ask themselves if this kind of suffering has a meaning.
The obvious difference that English-challenged people seem to miss, is that she then goes on to criticize her initial train of thought, relating how she was humbled by the Tibetans request for assistance for the victims.
This is like a Christian saying: I thought: Is this the will of God? But then I thought, God teaches us to be kind to everyone, even people we don't agree with, and I learned a valuable lesson.
This thinking, however distasteful to atheists (as I am), is still pretty much part and parcel of what religions do. But leaving that aside, she is actually, however superficially it might be expressed, telling a story of personal enlightenment. "Once I was an idiot, and then I learned to stop being one."
It's like telling the story only halfway, up to the point where the protagonist is a really bad person, stopping just before he learns his lesson and becomes a good person. Then burning the book because he's a bad person somewhere in the beginning.
Actually, this is hard to write, because it's so bloody clear: she didn't do anything wrong. She doesn't have to apologize.
The earthquake might well be seen as karma, by people who believe in karma. It might have been the will of God, for people who believe in God. It might have been the movement of a great, submerged noodley appendage for all we know. But Sharon Stone didn't insult earthquake victims in any way. If you can't get that, it means your English is simply not fluent yet.
She pissed off China because she supports the Dalai Lama.
Why did she piss off the western media, though? Is it because she was a Scientologist? Maybe it's karma for Basic Instinct. Maybe bad things happen to you when you expose your opinions.
Could this also be a clash of legal systems? The way she phrases her comment introduces, in my mind, doubt about her intention of "blaming the earthquake on karma". In other words, it is possible for me to interpret her words as a rhetorical device to eventually refute her initial reaction. Legally, this doubt leads to the legal concept of "Innocent, until proven guilty". I therefore grant her this innocence from a cultural bias in favor of a legal principle.
This principle isn't universal, and therefore Chinese cultural bias might favor a position where the responsibility now rests on the accused to prove herself innocent, and she is presumed guilty until such time as she does.
This principle also influences my view of the Jack Cafferty/CNN case: I could conceive of him honestly referring to the Chinese government, and not the Chinese people, therefore my basic instinct (ha. ha.) was to grant him innocence. I also knew immediately that both his and Sharon Stone's comments could be "clarified" by them after the fact, if they wished, to support such an "innocent" reading, and thus hold, in themselves, no basis for legal conviction.
Maybe Chinese culture doesn't grant innocence instinctively. Could we internalize legal traditions to this extent? Or do our legal traditions simply reflect our cultural biases? I think I know the answer to that one, but what do you think?
